Love boat story
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| This is the true story about what happened after we shot the new Kosmos picture on HMS Extremis. |
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Anno December 2008. Two couples and two
singles are enjoying a Mediterranean cruise.
During dinner Captain Szive is telling all about his adventures on the 7 world seas.
Years ago, he used to be a real pirate fighter he claims… |
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5 years ago, however, he realized he couldn’t continue a life of fighting, drinking and women so he decided to become the captain on a cruise ship.
He now enjoys the relaxed atmosphere, the passengers and a good cocktail now and then. |
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The table is lowered allowing Szive and his guests to stretch their legs.
Meanwhile he continues talking
about his heroic days, clearly using all of his charms towards the ladies.
As a result, the men get bored and head for a whiskey at the bar... |
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Now that he has the ladies to himself, the Captain
tries to impress them by showing the size of the largest lobster he ever ate.
Mrs Smith is impressed but Ms Right doesn’t believe a word he’s saying. |
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With Mrs Cooper off to bed and Ms Right looking for a better catch, Mrs Smith and the Captain are all on their own now… |
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Captain Szive thinks he’s getting lucky and is
really going into overdrive.
Mrs Smith thinks he’s so hilarious with his overacted attempts, she has to hold on to the railing. |
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Ms Right is a sophisticated lady that is not
attracted to loud mouth boys, even if they used to be so called pirate fighters.
She prefers
mature men, she’s had it with boys! |
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And what about Szive??
Did he win or did he loose his last battle???
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